He’s not that great! Like, he’s I’m sorry. Like, I would personallyn’t compete for some guy like Arie.

He’s not that great! Like, he’s I’m sorry. Like, I would personallyn’t compete for some guy like Arie.

Amanda: He’s not that great! Like, he’s I’m sorry. Like, I would personallyn’t compete for some guy like Arie. He’s perhaps perhaps not my type; he appears type of a damp blanket. Like, We don’t understand. Laughs .Sarah: He doesn’t excite me personally either, but he’s additionally actually, actually bad at caretaking

Sarah: and that’s the component that I noticed once I had been awake at three each morning, because, you understand, that is how my brain is; it is really great like that. Therefore if I happened to be likely to be awake taking into consideration the Bachelor , I discovered that, so that you have actually this extremely patriarchal, heteronormative courtship where all of these women can be locked in a home, fundamentally contending with this man. Now Krystal is, like, the Camp Counselor of Evil, and she’s, like, telling them to help make the a majority of their one on a single time ‘cause you probably have to get that promotion, after which each and every time they’re for a consuming settee, it is like they’re playing actual life Stardew Valley and counting up their very own hearts using this man. Like, exactly how numerous hearts did you can get? Exactly how many are you experiencing? Do you kiss him? Amanda: then in the end they’re like, like, these people were speaing frankly about, will you be in line? Like, in line to keep in touch with him? Like Sarah: or even find out i’m telling you, this whole show is actually patterning a disease vector, and the CDC is studying The Bachelor ; like, that’s what actually this is about with him, ew. Sarah: Like, there’s a national federal government conspiracy; that is what this might be.

Amanda: what exactly these females want to do

Amanda: to, like, compete with this love that is man’s. Like, we don’t determine what placing these feamales in these circumstances, like, reflects.